cholazard:

i like you do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

(via condorn)

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galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

(via condorn)

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ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via sassium)

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via condorn)

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growlithed:

this blog is

no gangnam style allowed

(via urbran)

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vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

(via the-yolocaust)

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pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

(via urbran)

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